Beauty & The Trashy Beast

Oh the words "irreconcilable differences" just make me tingle. Especially when it has to do with a pop diva and a trashy wannabe rapper. No I'm not talking about Whitney & Bobby....I'm talking trash of a paler shade: Britney and Kevin.

And just like with politics where we quickly forgive and forget, we are ready to embrace the new-found K'Fed'less Britney with her new blonde-again hair, sexy body and the promise of a new album next year. We will quickly forget the chubby, black-haired, I shop at 'Foxy Lady' about to drop her son any-second-now Britney, that has plagued the media for the last few years.

It was all Kevin-the- "toxic" loser's fault after all. Now that he's gone, we can believe everything will be ok again. Heck, we'll believe anything.

These two are almost like the Clintons.

Saddam's in for a hanging (word on the street says it's going to be a Holiday Hanging), Rummy's finally over and out (Hallelujah!) and the Dem's finally have a say (and something to say I'm hoping).
Stay tuned. These are good times.