June 28, 2006

Celebs Gone Wild.

What is going with celebs right now? As if Axl Rose hadn't had enough fun with Tommy Hilfiger (they had a good punching match last month) the Guns n' Roses head honcho was arrested in Stockholm yesterday after allegedly biting a security guard in the leg at his hotel. Yes you read that right. Biting him in the leg??? I mean if you want to bite a leg why would you pick a hairy 55 year old man's leg? Why Axl why? You had it so good man.
And frankly I'm sick of Naomi and her maids suing her every three seconds. I mean the woman is cleary a mean bitch. Hello. You know how cranky you get when you skip even one meal...well what do you expect after 20 something years of supermodelling? Poor dear obviously doesn't have enough designer jeans that she has to throw a cell phone at a starving maid who was borrowing just one pair on a long-term basis.
I don't care who you are...if you have it better than someone else, especially if you have it soooo much better, be nice and let it go already. And stop bashing up people for goodness sake.
My last beef on this topic today is Tom Cruise hanging on to pictures of his baby girl Suri and not releasing them to the press because he isn't getting the right price for them. Apparently Cruise is offended that his baby's photos have not commanded as much $$$ as Brangelina's baby. We're talking $4 million here by the way. For baby pics. Ouch. I didn't know babies were an incremental revenue stream for ageing actors did you?
Once again, celebrities continue to remind us in their fun little ways that money and power is everything. Sigh.

2 comments:

Oswyn said...

It's usually a bad sign when they start biting. We all knew what happened to Mike Tyson, lol. The biting ususlly signals the end of the line.

Anonymous said...

Biting, throwing phones, abusing paparazzi.. I can still understand. A reaction under the influence of anger/rage/whatever gets the better of anyone's sanity. But demanding more for your baby's pics?! Dude, you have had to think about that for a while before you demand that. Logical progression - Mr. Cruise is not going to look at Suri very lovingly as the little thing didn't rake in as much. Excuse me, I'd like to go and throw up please.