Masala Popcorn

This is short and sweet and maybe everyone knows but me.
You know how tights just dig into your sides...(apparently this happens even to skinny people I've been told) well now there's finally a solution for that feeling of someone clutching you at your waist like their life depended on it...it's a snip.
Yes a snip.
Literally snip the sides of the waistband of your tights with a pair of scissors, a tiny snip no longer than a centimeter on each side and you're good to go. No more pinching or unsightly bumps. Oooh I sound like an infomercial now. Remember don't oversnip or your tights won't fit you as snugly and that's no fun.
And guys if you wear long-johns which we know some of you do under them Diesel jeans, try the snip snip too. It makes for easier breathing and more room for lunch!