Friday Forward.

Sometimes I still can't believe the forwards I get. The fake person dying. The Microsoft scam email. People, no company is going to pay you to forward an email. Let's get that settled once and for all.

Some forwards are actually really funny but the pressure of sending to 5 other people otherwise you 'may die' lingers near and always ruins the fun for me. The only person getting the luck for the next 50 years and whose wishes are coming true is the spam company collecting your email addresses...

So I decided to post a forward I recently received- a good one on men. You've probably seen it before but here it stands once again for your reading pleasure.

This time no strings attached. No guilt trips.

I even edited the awful spelling mistakes and bad punctuation. I'm such a nice person.

Good, clean Friday fun.


1. Men are like Laxatives. They irritate the shit out of you.

2. Men are like Bananas. The older they get, the less firm they are.

3. Men are like the Weather. Nothing can be done to change them..

4. Men are like Blenders. You need one, but you're not quite sure why.

5. Men are like Chocolate Bars. Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.

6. Men are like Commercials. You can't believe a word they say.

7. Men are like Department Stores. Their clothes are always 1/2 off.

8. Men are like Government Bonds. They take soooooooo long to mature.

9. Men are like Mascara. They usually run at the first sign of emotion.

10. Men are like Popcorn. They satisfy you, but only for a little while.

11. Men are like Snowstorms. You never know when they're coming,
how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.

12. Men are like Lava Lamps. Fun to look at, but not very bright.

13. Men are like Parking Spots. All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.